Author Archives: Martin

HUMP DAY HUMOR

HUMP DAY HUMOR

“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”– Charles de Gaulle

THE ACOUSTICS ARE JUST SOOO GOOD

THE ACOUSTICS ARE JUST SOOO GOOD

35% of people sing in the shower. 42% of singers say singing makes them happy and puts them in a good mood

ON THIS DAY IN COUNTRY MUSIC

ON THIS DAY IN COUNTRY MUSIC

Dolly Parton and Porter Wagoner performed together for the first time since their 1974 breakup, while taping an episode of Dolly! at Nashville’s Grand Ole Opry House in 1988.

As you begin your week

As you begin your week

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

IF YOU THOUGHT YOUR VALENTINE’S DAY WAS EXPENSIVE

IF YOU THOUGHT YOUR VALENTINE’S DAY WAS EXPENSIVE

Michael Middleton, of Maine, was arrested yesterday because he is married to three women in three different states. Law enforcement officials nicknamed the 43 year-old the Cupid of Chaos.

GET YOUR CUDDLE ON

GET YOUR CUDDLE ON

35% of women are looking forward to cuddling on Valentine’s Day

THE MASKED LOTTERY WINNER

THE MASKED LOTTERY WINNER

A man recently won a $158 million lottery jackpot in Port St Lucia. He collected his winnings while wearing a Scream mask for fear of being robbed.

DON’T EXPECT TOM PETTY TO SAY ‘YOU’RE WELCOME’

DON’T EXPECT TOM PETTY TO SAY ‘YOU’RE WELCOME’

Cardi B thanked Tom Petty after receiving a bouquet of flowers following her Sunday Grammy win. The card read; “You’ve got a heart so big it could crush this town.” Those are lyrics from Tom Petty’s song “Walls (Circus)”.  She had no idea the rocker died.

BE ROMANTIC…AND CHEAP

BE ROMANTIC…AND CHEAP

A survey reveals that 63% of people prefer to stay in and cook on Valentine’s Day.