If you ever feel useless, remember that there are referees at a WWE match. Have an awesome weekend! – Trucker
4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum. That means 1 in 5 dentists has business sense. Have an awesome day! – Trucker
People tell me all the time that I worry too much. Well let me tell you, worrying works! 99% of the stuff I worry about never happens! Have an awesome day!! – Trucker
I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi !, how are you ?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”. The voice said “So what are you up to ?”. I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here !”. From next door, “Can…
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook’s Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends’ houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast. Have an awesome day!!
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count.
Had a little much to drink the other night but still had the good sense to take a cab home. The problem now is how am I going to return it without getting into trouble? Have an awesome day! – Trucker
Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people.