The definition of “lack of effort” would be the guy who named the orange!
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water. I drank it. – The Opportunist
I bet if there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease.
Next time your significant other asks what’s on TV, don’t say dust.
Technically, every picture is a before picture.
I’m convinced that every time a sock goes missing from the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues.
I’m just like my air conditioner …in energy saving mode.
The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.
The only time the word incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.