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MAN CALLS 911 ON SLEEPING TELSA DRIVER…

A Tesla driver was recently spotted sleeping while driving on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles. Another driver called 911 after he saw the other man slumped over with his autopilot engaged. The driver was asleep when his Tesla exited onto the 110 Freeway. No word on what happened to the man.

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MAN DOESN’T NOTICE HIS BIG WIN.

Mullilken, Michigan resident Gregory Guilford recently discovered that he was a $1 million lottery winner after a stranger made a casual comment to him. He tells Michigan lottery officials; “I walked down the street to a convenience store to use the restroom and buy a Powerball ticket. The lady behind me in line said: ‘You…

WOMAN MISTAKES BEAR CUB FOR LARGE DOG.

A 27 year-old woman was raising a six month-old bear in her apartment because she thought it was a stray dog. Her neighbors called the police after they heard a roar coming from her dwelling. They then spotted the baby cub sticking its head through a window. The woman turned the bear over to a local…

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REALLY????

Mexico News Daily claims a mall in Guadalajara, Mexico flooded over the weekend after torrential rains and floods poured into the area. As the mall was flooding, a band played Celine Dion’s Titanic theme ”My Heart Will Go On.” Shoppers cheered.

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LIVE ON LONELY STREET?

A Florida man was feeling lonely and wanted someone to talk to, so he dialed the one number where he knew someone would answer — 911. 55-year-old Jeffrey Gorton told a 911 operator he was calling because he felt alone and needed someone to talk to. The operator told him that 911 is for emergency…

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PITTSBURGH PIZZA GIRL

Powerlifter Aleen Johnson of Pittsburgh recently got a tattoo of a pepperoni pizza on her right butt cheek along with her social media handle Pizza Girl. Aleen eats pizza every other night and can squat 242 pounds, bench press 143 pounds and deadlift 308 pounds.

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NO FORCE FOR YOU

Disney is refusing to allow fans to wear Star Wars costumes into the Galaxy’s Edge Theme Park. Disney doesn’t want visitors to confuse costumed guests with staffers and performers.

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WHAT IS – DOING BETTER?

Alex Trebek tells People magazine that his pancreatic cancer is almost in remission. “It’s kind of mind-boggling. The doctors said they hadn’t seen this kind of positive result in their memory…some of the tumors have already shrunk by more than 50 percent.”

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THE COW KISS CHALLENGE

Austrians are taking part in a new Internet challenge called The Cow Kiss Challenge. They are photographing themselves French kissing cows in pastures.

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WORLDS GREATEST JOB

The Hush-Hush Concierge Service is looking for someone to test yachts. The job involves spending a week on a yacht while testing showers, light sockets, pools and other things to make sure everything works. The job pays $1,300 per yacht.