Funniest Turkey Hotline Calls…

The Butterball Turkey Hotline will receive over 12,000 calls tomorrow

Funniest Calls Of All Time

— The woman who cleaned out her turkey with a scrub brush and asked if that was OK to do.

— People who thaw a turkey in the bathtub while washing their kids.

— A man looking for a quick way to cook his turkey who put it in the oven on the cleaning cycle.

— Is it okay to thaw my turkey in the bathtub while bathing my kids?

— Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?

— Can I use my oven’s self-cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking process?

— If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw will the oil affect the taste?

— Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?

 

Woah, this is why I’ll forever be grateful I am not the cook for Thanksgiving hahahahah

Feelin’ Froggy,
Polly Wogg