The Butterball Turkey Hotline will receive over 12,000 calls tomorrow
Funniest Calls Of All Time
— The woman who cleaned out her turkey with a scrub brush and asked if that was OK to do.
— People who thaw a turkey in the bathtub while washing their kids.
— A man looking for a quick way to cook his turkey who put it in the oven on the cleaning cycle.
— Is it okay to thaw my turkey in the bathtub while bathing my kids?
— Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?
— Can I use my oven’s self-cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking process?
— If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw will the oil affect the taste?
— Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?
Woah, this is why I’ll forever be grateful I am not the cook for Thanksgiving hahahahah