Drunk people, children and leggings always tell the truth.
“My nephew, Til, he’s 18, and I inherited four other 18-year-old boys that I have been feeding since March 12. I wake up, I do my workout — I’ve had freezers full of food, and I start preparing. I’m a qualified chef right now. I feel like I’m a chef in the military. I’ve been…
My friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water. I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.
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