Man Charged With Riding Mower While Drunk
Maine police recently arrested a man for riding a lawn mower while drunk. He was cruising along a slushie roadway. He was “Sloshed in the Slush.”
SOME “FEEL GOOD” NEWS
A woman received a kidney from a complete stranger who rode on her tour bus.The guide made an offhand joke about needing a kidney while giving a tour. A passenger decided to donate her kidney after taking a tour and hearing the comment. Both women are doing well.
DID ‘YA KNOW?
Trace Adkins played football as an offensive lineman in both high school and college. After walking onto the Louisiana Tech football team, however, he got injured — and, well, here we are today.
TOP THINGS AMERICANS DIP
French Fries, Chips, Nuggets, Carrots, Celery, Chicken Strips….and occasionally their dance partner.
Man Finds Dead Mouse In Collard Greens:
A North Carolina man recently found a dead mouse in a package of Walmart collard greens. Okay, maybe a little ham, but this is going too far!
Friday is the least popular weekday to call in sick
Monday is the most popular day of the week to call in sick, however Super Bowl Monday does not even rank in the top 10 sicks days of the year.
OWN JOHNNY CASH’S CAR
Johnny Cash’s Lincoln Town Car Cartier L was built for the “Man in Black” and his wife June Carter-Cash in 2001. The car has 29,000 miles on it. And is being auctioned off at the Barrett Jackson Auto Auction.
HELLO CLARICE
CBS is producing a Silence of the Lambs TV show titled ”Clarice.” It will be set one year after the events of the Silence of the Lambs movie.
NEW YEAR, NEW CAREER?
Taco Bell plans to attract new managers by offering $100,000 salaries…..and all the chalupas you can eat.
YOUR CHEATIN’ HEART
There are more affairs begun in the first week of the new year than any other week.