IS THERE AN EMOJI FOR THIS?
Some iPhone users claim that their older model iPhones “stopped working” after Apple announced their new iPhone 11 earlier this week. Apple previously admitted in 2017 that it purposely slowed down older iPhones to protect their batteries.
MIRANDA LAMBERT DOESN’T LIKE BEACH BALLS
Memo to Miranda Lambert fans — do not bring a beach ball to her concerts! During her show on Saturday in Allentown, PA, Miranda told the crowd, “I love y’all but we’re not at the damn beach. We’re singing country music tonight.” as she popped the ball.
‘SNF’ SHOW OPEN TO FEATURE 13 NFL STARS
You’ll see 3 Bears, 3 Eagles, a Falcon, a Seahawk, a Ram (enough zoo animals) plus a Cowboy, Chief, Viking and Brown. You won’t see A Redskin, Raven or Steeler.
DEVOTED 99-YEAR-OLD PIRATES FAN GOES TO FIRST-EVER GAME
Catherine Kyle is a die-hard fan of the Pittsburgh Pirates, but she had never seen them play, even though she’s lived for her entire life near to the Pirates’ PNC Park home field. So Kyle’s family took her to the Pirates’ home game against the Cincinnati Reds on Saturday to celebrate her upcoming 99th birthday.…
THERE’S NO CRYING IN THE WORKPLACE
83% of people have cried at work. If you thought you had the world’s worst boss…you’re not alone.
SHHH THEY’RE LISTENING
Microsoft says their workers listen to conversations so they can analyze them and improve Skype’s service. Most of the listening is done in five to 10 second increments. Many contractors have heard intimate conversations.
CALL ME DADDY
A 62 year old man claiming to be William Shatner’s biological son has gotten permission to change his name from Peter Sloan to Peter Shatner. Peter has tried for decades to get his alleged father to take a DNA test. The man says his mother and Shatner had a one night stand in 1956.
CAN ROBOCALLS BE STOPPED?
The Federal Communications Commission has voted to approve laws that ban fraudulent text messages and international robocalls. Apparently not everyone wants their oriental rugs cleaned and zero% financing.
MAN KILLED BY BRAIN-EATING AMOEBA
It sounds like something from a horror movie, but it really happened. A North Carolina man has died from a rare, brain-eating amoeba that he contracted while swimming in a manmade lake at a waterpark…still sounds like a hollywood script to us.
TODAY IS VANILLA ICE CREAM DAY
It is believed Thomas Jefferson discovered the vanilla flavor when he was in France and then introduced it to the United States.