RAZOR?????NO!!!
4 out of 5 bubble baths result in Santa Claus beards.
AGING.
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
TRUE THAT!
If you give a man a broom he’ll clean for a few minutes, give him a pressure washer he’ll clean forever.
JUST TO CLARIFY.
“Last man standing” is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.
DID I WIN?
If your goal is to fail and you succeed what have you really accomplished?
ONLY IF.
If boys screamed at girl bands the way girls scream at boy bands it would be terrifying and hilarious.
A NIGHT FOR AUSTIN.
Willie Nelson and his wife, Annie Nelson, are teaming up with Paul Simon and Edie Brickell to host “A Night For Austin,” a television and streaming event to raise money for the community of Austin in reaction to the closures and loss due to COVID-19 shutdowns. It’ll take place Wednesday (June 10th) beginning at 8 p.m. CT at anightforaustin.com and twitch.tv/luckreunion.
IN CASE YOU WONDERED.
Wanna know what living in Florida is like? Take a hot shower. Don’t dry off. Put on all your clothes.
MAKES NO SENSE.
What did E do that was so bad that it got left out of the grading system?
ROSE GARDEN
The 50th anniversary of Lynn Anderson’s hit “Rose Garden” will be celebrated with a deluxe collector’s edition being released on pink translucent vinyl on June 13th. It will include notes written to Lynn from Reba and legendary producer Clive Davis. Only 1,000 copies of the anniversary edition will be available. “Rose Garden” was recorded in 1970 and spent…