ONLY IF!!

If I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend, I have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Then I will have $2,999,999.75.

2 DAY, 2 MORROW etc….

February 22, 2022 (2/22/22) falls on a Tuesday. We’ll be able to call it 2’s day!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS IN JULY

A tree shortage!? The number of farms growing Christmas trees has fallen from 690 to 490 in the past several years. And the average price per tree has nearly doubled from $17.90 in 2015 to $31.06. Looking like a Charlie Brown tree this Christmas!

SOMEDAY.

I’m a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. Some day I’m gonna be awesome.

THE GOOD OLE DAYS

I miss the days before social media when running into a friend you hadn’t seen in while was like “Oh Wow! what have you been up to?!” Now it’s like, “Hey, I saw the casserole you posted last night, looked great”

IS THERE A DICTIONARY FOR THESE

New potential emojis have been revealed: a melting smiley face, many new hand gestures, a pregnant character that has short hair and a mustache, a troll, a tire, beans, an x-ray, a bird’s nest, bubbles, and more… I don’t know what the current ones mean!

UUUGGHHHH!!

Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests!!!!

IT’S MY STORY

Heat makes things expand – I’m not overweight, I’m just hot.

HMMMM

When you take 1 away from 2, you have 1, but when you take 1 choice away from 2 choices, you have no choice.  

GOOD ADVICE..

If you are going to run a red light, you better make sure the car in front of you has the same idea!!