Froggy Blog

IN THE BUFFET OF LIFE….

FRIENDS ARE THE DESSERT. THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU!

“2 women were sitting together quietly………………

Where is the “good” in goodbye?

I wish my wife was better in the bedroom. <sighs> <disables auto-correct> I wish my WiFi was better in the bedroom!!

I hate it when I see some old person and then realize that we went to school together.

Next time you find yourself complaining on your $900 smartphone, put it down and rethink your life.

Trucker’s Thought Of The Day….. Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you use the bathroom.

I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. The sign said BREAD IN CAPTIVITY.

Having a non stick pan with a sticker stuck on it saying non stick pan is one of the reasons I have trust issues.

If you mix coconut oil with kale, it’s then much easier to scrape into the garbage!