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+ or – ?

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late but all it really did is sharpen my skills of subtraction. ‬

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WHAT WAS IN HER COFFEE?

Animal rescuers in Poland said they were called out to help a suspected iguana spotted in a tree outside of a residential building and arrived to find the mystery animal was actually a discarded croissant. The Krakow Society for the Protection of Animals said in a Facebook post that a woman recently called the organization…

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ZZZZZZZ

The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 5am.

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TOP 15 SIGNS YOU’RE MIDDLE AGED

1.   Feeling stiff 2.   ‘Middle age’ middle/ belly 3.   Groaning when you bend down 4.   Saying ‘it wasn’t like that when I was young’ 5.   Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style 6.   Forgetfulness 7.   Can’t shift weight 8.   You don’t know any songs in…

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19-POUND CAT, WHERE???

The huge cat had been missing for 28 days. It was found in the neighbors chimney! I guess it just wanted to know what it was like to be Santa……..maybe..  

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UNIQUE USES FOR DUCT TAPE

Recent survey says that duct tape was handy for lots of stuff. Like: fixing a boat engine, toilet, pipes, tools, a garden hose, and an iPhone. But how about as party decorations; as wedding décor and to secure a child’s diaper. And don’t forget those Prom dresses and tuxes.

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IT SURE IS.

It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.

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GOLF

Golf is such a strange game. You shout four, shoot six, and write down five.

HER BABYDOLL WOULDN’T WAKE UP

A three year-old girl recently called the Stearns County, Minnesota police to report that her baby doll had died. The girl initially called 911 and hung up. When police called back, the girl hung up on them. The police called again before the girl told them that her baby was dead. Cops rushed to the…