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Technology is getting crazy. A company has now taken the clock on my phone and put it on my wrist with a band! I bet 50 years ago they never would of thought that was possible!

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“I NEED THAT!”

Sometimes, the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the street the stuff is placed.

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SAD NEWS…

The Pillsbury Doughboy died. The service will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

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IT’s NOT?

I was thirty five years old before I realized that a hamlet wasn’t an omelette with ham.

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GULP!

Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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The amount of people who confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me.

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HEY, YOU, STOP!

Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind someone on a stationary bike and pretend you’re angrily chasing them.

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WHY?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

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HERE TO HELP!

Tip to get out of jury duty: Begin every answer with “According to the prophecy”.