My screensaver is a screenshot of a bunch of spreadsheets so my boss doesn’t notice when I haven’t moved my mouse in an hour.
Velcro is a ripoff
People who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit taste like.
Wow, I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since my herb garden was stolen. Where did the thyme go?
Learn how to spell. Auto correct isn’t always write!!
Why do we call it the Sun instead of a space heater?
The Ohio Pork Council announced a new-and-improved Bacon Vending Machine will be installed inside Ohio Stadium for the 2019 football season. With the new vending machine, Buckeye fans will be able to purchase ready-to-eat bacon, while supplies last, all season long.
How many calories are in 4 boxes of Girl Scout cookies? Asking for a friend.
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.