BIG FROGGY 105.3 BLOG
When it comes to decorating for the holidays… I put the “pro” in procrastinate!
If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.
An elderly man is stopped by the police at 2 a.m and they ask where he is going. He says, “To a lecture about alcohol abuse and staying out late.” The officer asks, “Who is giving that lecture at this hour?” The man replies, That would be my wife.”