IT’S NOT JUST MOMS
According to salary dot com ….Dads perform 10 jobs on a daily basis including: Day Care Center Teacher, CEO, Psychologist, Cook, Housekeeper, Laundry Machine Operator, Computer Operator, Facilities Manager, Janitor and Van Driver.
DON’T WAIT ….
“Sting says his father only gave him one compliment .. it came while he was on his death bed. They have the same exact hands. His dad told him he used his hands better than him.” Parents (and children) should never wait to say something nice.
WEARING WHITE TO A WEDDING?
If you’re not the bride.. the answer used to be no! But there’s been a recent surge in non-white wedding dresses, especially black. Previously only available by custom order, now black versions of some of the most popular wedding gown styles will be available in stores for the first time this fall.
SPACE-THE SOUND OF SILENCE?
Evidently NOT. NASA has found a way to amplify the sound of a black hole! Found out it sounds a lot like the hold music they play when you call to complain about your utility bill!!
DIRTY BURGLAR
Bellevue Police were called to a burglary in progress. They say a family reported hearing footsteps from someone moving around upstairs. Officers instead found a Roomba robotic vacuum scooting around, presumably doing its job.
MOW NO MO’
In the UK, the number of people not mowing their lawns is increasing after a successful campaign to keep gardens wild. Letting wild plants thrive also provides nectar for insects. (maybe by leaving more plants in the yard ..they’ll not visit the porch so often?)
AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER
Am I getting older or has the supermarket started playing really great music?
LET’S GET TOGETHER
Can’t get your kids out of their rooms? Just turn off the Wifi. Your neighbors may even drop by as well.
Another “ending of an era”
Phil Collins performed his last concert ever with Genesis on Saturday night. He told fans, “It’s the last stop of our tour, and it’s the last show for Genesis. After tonight we all have to get real jobs.”
SECRET TO HAPPINESS
Move to Finland!! According to a recent poll the Finns have more fun, followed by Denmark, Iceland, Switzerland and The Netherlands. The US rose to 16th, one ahead of Britain.