IS CARBONATED SANITIZER AVAILABLE?
Major League Baseball teams have been told their playoff-clinching celebrations must be restrained, socially distant and outdoors because of the coronavirus. The league does not want players spraying champagne on one another indoors.
WHY CAN’T I HAVE IT FOR BREAKFAST…
To celebrate turning 60, LITTLE DEBBIE’S OATMEAL CREME PIES ARE BEING REIMAGINED AS A BREAKFAST CEREAL! The breakfast treat – made with crispy spiced oatmeal cookie cereal bits coated in cinnamon, nutmeg and molasses – will hit grocery stores in December.
IS IT COOKIE SEASON YET
The Girls Scouts have announced their newest cookie flavor (for 2021) … it’s Toast-Yay! It’s shaped like a piece of toast and has a flavor inspired by French Toast, with one side dipped in icing. The Girl Scouts will be offering online cookie booths as well as socially distant or contact less sales and delivery…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNOOPY!
Snoopy (the dog) was born in 1968 – so he turns 52 today (8/10)… or about 364 in dog years.
LOVERS OF RAW COOKIE DOUGH REJOICE
Pillsbury will be selling Gingerbread Cookie Dough this holiday season. Just unroll and use cookie cutters. Also, the limited-edition dough is safe to consume raw. Pillsbury is slowly swapping all of its recipes for “safe to eat” ones.
STARTING BID OF JUST $3,200
Linda Ronstadt will be selling some of her personal and professional belongings on August 8th and 9th during a Heritage Auctions sale. Among the items is Ronstadt’s piano, which has also been played by the likes of: Elton John, Ray Charles, Joni Mitchell, and Carole King, among many more.
WHY I FORGOT TO PAY THAT BILL
A study finds when we make it our intention to do a task we routinely do, we may forget to do it and not realize it, as our brains misremember the intention as us actually performing the task.
FREE McCARTNEY
Paul McCartney is offering a free download of his 1986 recording of “Beautiful Night” on his official website (PaulMcCartney.com). The song was recorded in August 1986 in New York City — using Billy Joel’s then-producer Phil Ramone and Billy’s band.
THE KEY TO HAPPINESS
Flip flops. That’s it. Flip flops.
CALLING ALL INVENTORS
Even in space, when you gotta go, you gotta go, but a regular toilet won’t work in no or low gravity. NASA is looking for ideas for a toilet that would work on the Moon. And will pay $20,000 for the best toilet design, $10,000 for second place and $5,000 for third place. The competition…