According to a recent survey:
“Ask your mother”: 39%
“Money doesn’t grow on trees”: 37%
“I’m not going to tell you again”: 30%
“If you were told to jump off a cliff, would you?”: 22%
“They don’t make them like they used to”: 21%
author’s personal additions:
“Were you raised in a barn?”
“Who’s paying the electric bill?”
“Don’t make me turn this car around.”
“I’ll give you something to cry about.”
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